Horror of horrors: the Faust administration, colluding with the diabolical forces of Yard Operations, has decided to cut down perhaps the most important tree in our little Hundred Acre Wood (or, depending on your perspective, the Law School’s leafy quad). According to a report filed by Universal Hub, the tree near the Science Center’s west entrance, home to (the usually suspiciously out-of-the-house) Pooh, is scheduled to be cut down tomorrow.
What remains unclear is whether or not a human chain arranged around the doomed tree can stop the marauding childhood-destroyers of Massachusetts Hall. Perhaps a social media campaign makes the most sense. #SavePooh, anybody? After all, where will future generations of students get to watch adorable children visit the landmark? What will become of the adorable props placed at the trunk? Will they be unceremoniously destroyed like our storybook-based memories?
(The tree will be replanted after its removal.)
